Branch BBQ Sauce
Updated: Aug 28, 2019
Four friends got together and created something that will rival the creation of the wheel.
These men had consumed more alcohol at a volleyball tournament than a small town in a midwest winter.
Their creation was combining BBQ sauce and Ranch dressing together.
As the sauces mixed together the clouds darkened, lightning cracked, thunder roared and rains poured.
When the sauce was finally mixed a lightning bolt shot down from the sky causing the table to explode.
The only thing left was the plate and a beam of light was shooting straight up ripping a hole in the clouds.
The men sat back and watched as the world changed once and for all.